Most oddly named town in each US state.
i love small towns in America.
like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head
ALTBeen left alone unsupervised in Home Depot’s Halloween section.
This is how I get into trouble.
ALTI do not need anymore skeleton figurines. I do not need any more skeleton figurines. I do not need any more skeleton figurines... even if they’ve got plants coming out of their heads.
ALTI don't need any more succulents.
I don't need any more succulents.
I DON’T NEED ANY MORE SUCCULENTS
ALT... I don't need the bat planter succulent. I don’t... I...
ALT...I got the bat planter succulent.
I love him.
ALTInspired by the brief period of time I thought I was polyamorous because I felt the same way about my boyfriend as I did my best friends and I hadn't clocked yet that all of those feelings were platonic
Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping
This is my autism workout plan
surlifen
